Don't warn me again for Steam. You awe such an unhowy being, that if you step within a one hundwed foot wadius of a howy pwace ow a pwace that has evew been deemed impowtant by anyone, youw distowted sac wewigious souw wiww wuin whatevew meaning it evew had beyond wepaiw. Well, it was the same except for the final image Worstpastas Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Think about it. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. You know what fucking annoys the shit out of me? There is no one in this world that has ever loved you , and especially after 2 what you just did, no one 1 will ever love you in the future either . i laugh when i see creeper in my discord server then i say aw man and then someone messes it up! A copypasta is a chunk of text that has been repeatedly copied and pasted on the web. In the future there will be horror stories made about you , with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists , and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. This beat making me hard bro fr fr.. bro Bro let me have sex wit you bro ya know just between da hommies..", - Barack Obama at the studio listening to his hommies music 2012. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you awe so incwedibwy hopewess that you wiww onwy devowve into a mowe idiotic and wwetched cweatuwe than you awweady awe. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Youre ugly, you are disgusting, Im going to kill you. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. This went on and on for what seemed like forever. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Nothing else odd happened, as one would expect since this whole ordeal was just supposed to be part of the actual full story. It's difficult to say that without thinking how crazy it sounds, but Mario really reeled back with a sort of terror that was uncharacteristic for such a peppy, happy-go-lucky mascot like him. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. STOP IT. I cannot imagine the puwe dwead youw mothew must have fewt when she had to cawwy a baby fow nine months and then giving biwth to such a wwetched monstew as you. You awe a wying, backstabbing, cowawdwy usewess piece of shit and I hate you with evewy singwe pawt of my being. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. WebMy hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and Play me some of that jumping music. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone , your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair . No matter how many corpses he leaves littering the battlefield, he's always there once more to leap and cheer and get all the adoration. You know what Im gonna fucking beat you to death you stupid fucking whore~". The Bloody Bills, the messages, and these perpetually smashing, grinding Thwomps who were working their victims (who?) Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Yeah, you may have suffered so much because of various factors, but you dont know how the other person feels about their own problems. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you , but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring . After Luigi died well and truly died Mario just sat on the edge of the bridge and wept. Not being Mario himself. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. I hear your voice and vomit. I hate Argonians copypasta Version: 1.0 A Sound by Bernie S [ Public Mod Permalink ] Info Files History Author's Comments: I hate Argonians copypasta on /wringhands I'm joining Dagoth on hating Argonians. ._2a172ppKObqWfRHr8eWBKV{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:8px}._39-woRduNuowN7G4JTW4I8{margin-top:12px}._136QdRzXkGKNtSQ-h1fUru{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin:8px 0;width:100%}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_{font-size:10px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;line-height:12px;text-transform:uppercase;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_,._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{margin-left:auto}._1-25VxiIsZFVU88qFh-T8p{padding:0}._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-widgetColors-sidebarWidgetTextColor)} You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human 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You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. Thewe is no hope that youw idiotic behaviow and especiawwy youw cwooked souw wiww evew change fow the bettew, and in fact quite the opposite might be twue. Just remember that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and no matter what happens , I will never ever forgive you . Content posted in this community. Aftew you die, youw skeweton wiww be dispwayed in a museum aftew being scientificawwy weseawched so that aww futuwe genewations may weawn not to genewate youw bone stwuctuwe, because evewy tiny detaiw anyone may have in common with you degwades them to a usewess piece of twash and a buwden to society. L-L-Look how wet it is, too! I'm not sure what I did to deserve this level of hatred, but I'll do my best to respond in a manner that satisfies your desire for a long, detailed response. She creeps into your room and chews on your uthera by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. I swear all i saw were ww's when i fucking scrolled thru this . I fucking hate Ronald Mc Donald oh my fucking god he's so annoying I want him to put his head in a hydraulic press because thats how much I fucking hate him his commercials are so fucking gay I cant even deal with that wacky ass clown I literally want to rip his testicles right off of his body with my fucking teeth oh my god. 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Shock? not because its nostalgic or because its catchy or because its a parody of dj got us falling in love instead is because ITS FUNNY EPIC MINECRAFT HAHA!!! What an impassioned, imaginative, and invective-filled diatribe! I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. After you die , your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after 2 being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure , because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society . I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality.